Yesterday's USA Today had a nice piece on the religious roots of the Olympics.
I was not aware that the Olympic theme "faster, higher, stronger" (citius, altius, fortius) was coined by a Catholic priest. The priest, Fr. Henri Didon, is also understood by some to be the founder of the modern Olympiad based on the tradition he started in the late 19th century at this seminary of organizing Olympic games.
Nothing is written, thankfully, on whether the seminarians wore cassocks to compete or...er...went more traditional Greek.
Peace be with y'all! Faith and life from a distinctly Southern perspective.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Internet Dissonance
Posted by
Fr Joe
While reading about the appointment of the new Bishop of San Francisco and the typical "CHURCH LAYIN' DOWN THE SMACKDOWN" sensationalism, the internet directed my eyes to the right where I can also meet some nice men, one who wears a gold chain, on match.com.
I can also take some ministry classes online. Which seems to be a bit more involved than some ministry courses offered somewhere somewhere something.
I can also take some ministry classes online. Which seems to be a bit more involved than some ministry courses offered somewhere somewhere something.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
And this was Football.
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| Mark Emmert |
Either I read this or someone said it concerning the monstrous sanctions leveed by the NCAA on Penn State due to the negligence on the part of the staff and officials regarding child molestation.
Mark Emmert NCAA president unleashed an unprecedented penalty on the program to arrive at some real gesture of justice for the victims:
"In the Penn State case, the results were perverse and unconscionable. No price the NCAA can levy will repair the grievous damage inflicted by Jerry Sandusky on his victims," Emmert said, referring to the former Penn State defensive coordinator convicted of 45 counts of child sex abuse last month. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8191027/penn-state-nittany-lions-hit-60-million-fine-4-year-bowl-ban-wins-dating-1998
What I read or heard was, "And this was football!". The phrase was used to show the surprise that such a revered, beloved, important, traditional and highly popular institution could be given that harsh and just a sentence to make a stand for the protection of children.
To connect the dots, I'll quote an anonymous priest who said, "Emmert for Pope!"
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Prayer, Fasting, Abstinence, Miracles and proficient with an AK7 online
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| St. Charbel |
St Charbel lived in the hermitage for 23 years. On December 16th, 1898 he was struck with an illness while performing the holy mass. He died on Christmas' eve, December 24th, 1898, and was buried in the St Maron monastery cemetery in Annaya.
Few months later, dazzling lights were seen around the grave. From there, his corpse, which had been secreting sweat and blood, was transferred into a special coffin. Hordes of pilgrims started swarming the place to get his intercession. And through this intercession, God blessed many people with recovery and spiritual graces.
http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=112
St. Charbel is known for granting miraculous healings from his grave, as the article states above. On a visit to Mexico City, I was surprised to see such a great devotion to this saint. It turns out that parts of Mexico have large populations of Lebanese people who carried their devotions to Mexico. I was able to even get a statue of the saint in the gift shop of the Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe. In some churches, there are statues of St. Charbel decorated with "milagros" or small silver medals that represent a person's needs. The medal is pinned to the statue (usually on a fabric draped across the statue) when the prayers are answered.
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| StCharbel is coming for you, PUNK! |
When I was a seminarian, I thought the life of Charbel would be a good life. One where I would kind of stay out of people's way, pray all day long, say a Mass and when I die, zap people with super-healing powers.
It's harder than it sounds.
If I am to be a saint, I think I'm going to have to go another route. However, I do have a devotion to Charbel. His image is in my office, on my bedside and he's also my Xbox 360 Multiplayer name.
If I am to be a saint, I think I'm going to have to go another route. However, I do have a devotion to Charbel. His image is in my office, on my bedside and he's also my Xbox 360 Multiplayer name.
Maybe today, my alter-ego, StCharbel will be merciful and not grenade his enemies but pray for them.
Which is harder than it sounds too.
Monday, July 23, 2012
20 Years Ago Today...
Posted by
Fr Joe
On this day in 1992, Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger wrote:
Or as Wikipedia says:
1992 – A Vatican commission, led by Joseph Ratzinger, establishes that it is necessary to limit rights of homosexual people and non-married couples.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_23
Term highlighted for emphasis.
Homosexual unions are also totally
lacking in the conjugal dimension, which represents the human and ordered form
of sexuality. Sexual relations are human when and insofar as they express and
promote the mutual assistance of the sexes in marriage and are open to the
transmission of new life.
As experience has shown, the absence of
sexual complementarity in these unions creates obstacles in the normal
development of children who would be placed in the care of such persons. They
would be deprived of the experience of either fatherhood or motherhood. Allowing
children to be adopted by persons living in such unions would actually mean
doing violence to these children, in the sense that their condition of
dependency would be used to place them in an environment that is not conducive
to their full human development. This is gravely immoral and in open
contradiction to the principle, recognized also in the United Nations Convention
on the Rights of the Child, that the best interests of the child, as the weaker
and more vulnerable party, are to be the paramount consideration in every case.
http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/congregations/cfaith/documents/rc_con_cfaith_doc_20030731_homosexual-unions_en.html
http://www.vatican.va/roman_curia/congregations/cfaith/documents/rc_con_cfaith_doc_20030731_homosexual-unions_en.html
Or as Wikipedia says:
1992 – A Vatican commission, led by Joseph Ratzinger, establishes that it is necessary to limit rights of homosexual people and non-married couples.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_23
Term highlighted for emphasis.
Friday, July 20, 2012
The Dark Knight Ruined
Posted by
Fr Joe
Maybe it's because Bane is one of those enemies that I've never liked. He came on the scene a little after my rapid comic reading time and the last movie with him in it sort of ruined it for me. I admit, I do like his comic book persona in "Secret Six" but that's been cancelled.I also sort of lost track of what happened in the last two Bat-movies and there's lots of talk that Christopher Nolan went all "Inception" in the third installment with secret meanings, overlapping themes and "you had to be there" moments. But I'm like a child at superhero movies. Big colors. Big booms. Big muscles. Ta-dah!
But today's news of last night's shooting, which has been all over the internet, has really gut-punched me. Honest to goodness, last night I was thinking of going to our midnight show but thought I'd be exhausted today. I also thought, no kidding, "It would be my luck to be shot in the movie theater. Priest dies at 'Batman' would be the headline in the paper."
Seriously. Really. I thought that.
And then it happened in Colorado.
People are blaming everything from the Tea Party, to gun laws (or the lack thereof), to violent movies, comics and whatever else is facile to explain why this happened.
But for some reason, I thought about it last night. It was something I considered.
I did not have an reason to believe in a reason for it. Rather, I thought if it were to happen, it would be because random violent stuff happens in this world.
I see it at least once a week.
I just have some times to decide where I want to see it. Because it's all over the place.
I am now more bummed than ever to see the movie. The nuns used to tell us to eat our food because poor kids in Africa had nothing. I almost feel bad that I'll be going to a movie that some people never got to finish seeing.
Violence can really ruin almost everything.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Celebrating the 1,948th birthday of hackneyed cliche
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| Rock concert pyrotechnics were invented in 64AD. |
But it does make a nice image. An unconcerned leader attending to trivial matters while his empire goes up in smoke. See? You thought of someone. Just now. You did!
So anytime rabid failure meets insipid leadership, the cliche gets pulled out.
Oh, and then there's the thing about Nero blaming the Christians. Which kinda happens too.
So, if you're Christian, stay away from matches today if you hear a little "Chicken in the Straw" coming from your boss' office!
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Scarcity Kills
Posted by
Fr Joe
As the media becomes more and more interested in comic books, I, big ol' comic book fan, benefit from more information on what's going on in the DCU and Marvel U and all points in between. Rare is it that there is sad news.
Until now.
A "Twilight" fan was struck and killed by a car in front of a horrified crowd of fellow Twi-hards camping out two days ahead of the opening of San Diego Comic-Con.
The article states:
San Diego Comic-Con, running from July 12-15, is considered the biggest event on the sci-fi, fantasy and comic book lovers' calendar, regularly drawing 250,000 attendees to the four-day event. A seat inside the Convention Center's Hall H, where Hollywood studios often fly in A-list actors to unveil footage of upcoming movies for the 6,000 fans that can cram inside, is especially coveted.
Gagliardi had been with a group of Twi-hards that had been camping out since Sunday.
Until now.
A "Twilight" fan was struck and killed by a car in front of a horrified crowd of fellow Twi-hards camping out two days ahead of the opening of San Diego Comic-Con.
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| Gisela Gagliardi (center) died at Comic-Con 2012 |
San Diego Comic-Con, running from July 12-15, is considered the biggest event on the sci-fi, fantasy and comic book lovers' calendar, regularly drawing 250,000 attendees to the four-day event. A seat inside the Convention Center's Hall H, where Hollywood studios often fly in A-list actors to unveil footage of upcoming movies for the 6,000 fans that can cram inside, is especially coveted.
Gagliardi had been with a group of Twi-hards that had been camping out since Sunday.
Chuck Rozanski, the founder of Mile High Comics, has this to say:
The motive for her being so rash was supposedly that the convention staff was reversing the way the line flowed, thus potentially costing her the position that she had established beginning on Sunday. Upon reflection, I have to tell you that the sad news of this lady's unnecessary death makes me feel more than a little angry. As those of you who have seen Morgan Spurlock's documentary about the 2010 convention, COMIC-CON EPISODE IV: A FAN'S HOPE, are already well aware, much of the drama in the movie revolves around scarcity. At San Diego, scarcity begins with attendance tickets for the convention being quite difficult to obtain, and then escalates into other fan conflicts, such as availability of limited edition toys and giveaways, placement in the admission line, and the availability of seats for the most popular panels. The infamous incident of a couple of years ago, where two fan's disagreement over seating in Hall H led to one being poked with a pencil in the eye by another, was but one previous instance of where scarcity of highly desirable resources at the convention caused serious difficulties.
Scarcity. That's important.
We live in a country of great abundance. However, when we are faced with the threat of having few resources for the many, a primal instinct kicks in. Fear and anger mix in an ugly cocktail. We see it from the comfort of our American televisions but it's out there.
In Greece:
In Egypt:
In Montreal (YES! Montreal!):
Rioting is going on all over. Much of it is because of scarcity. Scarcity of food. Scarcity of money. Scarcity of education. Scarcity of freedom.
The "Twi-hard" who was killed during the Comic-Con's opening is tragic and a death perhaps in vain. It does illustrate how aggressive and wild we can be when we are scared or, worse, when our desires for possessions are greater than our concern for life and others.
This is not commentary on the rightness or wrongness of conventions or civil protest. It's a commentary on the lengths we go for the supply when it is in demand. It is a challenge to listen to the words of today's Gospel reading:
Do not take gold or silver or copper for your belts;
no sack for the journey, or a second tunic,
or sandals, or walking stick.
The laborer deserves his keep.
Whatever town or village you enter, look for a worthy person in it,
and stay there until you leave.
As you enter a house, wish it peace.
If the house is worthy,
let your peace come upon it;
if not, let your peace return to you.
If we can't meet our needs in peace, then we need more peace.
The motive for her being so rash was supposedly that the convention staff was reversing the way the line flowed, thus potentially costing her the position that she had established beginning on Sunday. Upon reflection, I have to tell you that the sad news of this lady's unnecessary death makes me feel more than a little angry. As those of you who have seen Morgan Spurlock's documentary about the 2010 convention, COMIC-CON EPISODE IV: A FAN'S HOPE, are already well aware, much of the drama in the movie revolves around scarcity. At San Diego, scarcity begins with attendance tickets for the convention being quite difficult to obtain, and then escalates into other fan conflicts, such as availability of limited edition toys and giveaways, placement in the admission line, and the availability of seats for the most popular panels. The infamous incident of a couple of years ago, where two fan's disagreement over seating in Hall H led to one being poked with a pencil in the eye by another, was but one previous instance of where scarcity of highly desirable resources at the convention caused serious difficulties.
Scarcity. That's important.
We live in a country of great abundance. However, when we are faced with the threat of having few resources for the many, a primal instinct kicks in. Fear and anger mix in an ugly cocktail. We see it from the comfort of our American televisions but it's out there.
In Greece:
In Egypt:
In Montreal (YES! Montreal!):
Rioting is going on all over. Much of it is because of scarcity. Scarcity of food. Scarcity of money. Scarcity of education. Scarcity of freedom.
The "Twi-hard" who was killed during the Comic-Con's opening is tragic and a death perhaps in vain. It does illustrate how aggressive and wild we can be when we are scared or, worse, when our desires for possessions are greater than our concern for life and others.
This is not commentary on the rightness or wrongness of conventions or civil protest. It's a commentary on the lengths we go for the supply when it is in demand. It is a challenge to listen to the words of today's Gospel reading:
Do not take gold or silver or copper for your belts;
no sack for the journey, or a second tunic,
or sandals, or walking stick.
The laborer deserves his keep.
Whatever town or village you enter, look for a worthy person in it,
and stay there until you leave.
As you enter a house, wish it peace.
If the house is worthy,
let your peace come upon it;
if not, let your peace return to you.
If we can't meet our needs in peace, then we need more peace.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
More about this Katie Holmes thing
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| Sometimes I gotta just back off the keyboard |
It doesn't.
But the coming back to the Church thing intrigued me. So I wrote about it.
So did one of my daily reads, The Crescat.
She gets some really cool folks responding with thoughtful takes on her posts. Even Deacon Greg Kandra who posts on his blog The Deacon's Bench is a regular. It was Deacon Kandra's comments concerning the snarky comments about Holmes' choice of parishes that really hit me. He says:
Monday, July 9, 2012
Katie Holmes Comes Back Home to Rome...sorta
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| Katie Holmes |
Katie Holmes, Batman's first girlfriend, Tom Cruise's wife (ex-kinda wife), and Scientologist is coming back to the Catholic Church according to this article in the Huffington Post.
Five years after revealing that she had started to study Scientology, Katie Holmes has officially returned to the Catholic faith, registering as a parishioner at the Church of St. Francis Xavier in New York City.
Hey, she can even register online! Joining officially is a good thing! The article continues...
“Everyone is thrilled to have Katie join us,” a member of the church's choir told me. “She has not yet attended a service, but when she does she will be welcomed with open arms.”
A "service"? Hrmm..ok, not really the way we speak of the Mass but I'll go with it.
| Katie Holmes from "Batman Begins" or at a Thetan cleansing. |
Oh, come on!!!!!
The New York parish is no stranger to celebrity faces: Nancy Pelosi was seen worshipping there while serving as speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives...
Ugh..wow. Wuuulp, at least there won't be all of that stuff about Thetans and Xenu and whatever. Hopefully, she gets more of our kinda crazy, you know, angels, devils, virgin births, morals, grace, salvation....
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| A baptized Catholic marries a Scientologist who is baptized Catholic and was twice married...I remember this from Canon Law 101. |
God bless her.
Giving Eucharist a Hand
Posted by
Fr Joe
During today's daily Mass, I was aware that several people received Holy Communion on their tongues. I would estimate we had about 35 people there (which, is a good number) and most of them were female (which is ordinary in most churches).
Of those taking Communion on the tongue:
1. Female law student (under 30 years old)
2. 40-ish-ishish female visitor from Memphis
3. Female Middle School teacher (under 30 years old)
4. Male Knight of Columbus 50ish
With my mathing skills, I estimate that is around 10% that took Holy Communion on the tongue.
Another percentage took Communion on the hand in the "take it and pick it up and put it in your mouth" mode that is the ordinary way it is done in most parishes. As far as I could tell, there were about 10 or so who did it in this manner.
Now for the rest, they took Communion in the hand but in the way I instructed a couple of years ago based on this instruction credited to St. Cyril of Jerusalem:
When you approach Holy Communion, make the left hand into a throne for the right, which will receive the King. Then with your lower hand, take the consecrated Host and place it in your mouth.”
All three ways are allowable and, despite some of the remonstrations of clergy and such, one way of taking Communion doesn't define someone as "liberal" or "conservative". Some priests have beat up some people for taking on the tongue because they are "too conservative" to the point of disallowing Communion. That's why I submitted the ages and walks of life of those who took on the tongue.
On the other hand (haha..pun), sometimes traditionalists will color those who receive on the hand as going against the Pope and not being orthodox. The Pope, Benedict XVI, has given on the hand, by the way.
Since it is the most popular way in the USA to take, I have a few notes concerning receiving on the hand:
1. Keep your hands free. I see more folks bringing up the cell phone or car keys while taking Communion. Don't do that.
2. If you can, no stamps, inked in phone numbers or generally dirty hands. Clean your hands to take Our Lord. I know those nightclub stamps are hard to wash off, but do it.
3. Don't snatch the host or pinch it out of the fingers of the priest (or minister). Allow it to be given.
4. When you take the host, don't rub it on your shirt or "adjust it" to put in your mouth. If you can't get it right when it's given, just take on the tongue.
The older I get, the more I understand about Communion on the tongue and like it. However, I also have no problem with taking on the hand and, when I do find the chance to be in another parish, I generally take Communion that way if I take at all. It's the "norm" and I'm all about the "norm" these days.
Age does that to a man. That and rebelling takes so much energy.
Of those taking Communion on the tongue:
1. Female law student (under 30 years old)
2. 40-ish-ishish female visitor from Memphis
3. Female Middle School teacher (under 30 years old)
4. Male Knight of Columbus 50ish
With my mathing skills, I estimate that is around 10% that took Holy Communion on the tongue.
Another percentage took Communion on the hand in the "take it and pick it up and put it in your mouth" mode that is the ordinary way it is done in most parishes. As far as I could tell, there were about 10 or so who did it in this manner.
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| The Pope gives Communion on the tongue. |
Now for the rest, they took Communion in the hand but in the way I instructed a couple of years ago based on this instruction credited to St. Cyril of Jerusalem:
When you approach Holy Communion, make the left hand into a throne for the right, which will receive the King. Then with your lower hand, take the consecrated Host and place it in your mouth.”
http://blog.beliefnet.com/deaconsbench/2009/11/on-receiving-communion-in-the-hand.html#ixzz209LuKgtE
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| And the Pope gives Communion in the hand. |
I amended it to the more DRE-ish instruction:
Communion in the hand: There is only one correct way to receive Communion in the hand. Place your dominant (or writing) hand underneath
your other hand, with the palms facing up. Once the host has been
placed in the palm of the hand on top, move your dominant hand out from
underneath, take the host, and place it in your mouth. http://www.stveronica.net/index.php/worship-liturgy?PHPSESSID=c13909cb8029c49c40693665635ecfbdAll three ways are allowable and, despite some of the remonstrations of clergy and such, one way of taking Communion doesn't define someone as "liberal" or "conservative". Some priests have beat up some people for taking on the tongue because they are "too conservative" to the point of disallowing Communion. That's why I submitted the ages and walks of life of those who took on the tongue.
On the other hand (haha..pun), sometimes traditionalists will color those who receive on the hand as going against the Pope and not being orthodox. The Pope, Benedict XVI, has given on the hand, by the way.
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| There seems to be NO pictures of men getting Communion by tongue on the 'net. That's creepy. |
1. Keep your hands free. I see more folks bringing up the cell phone or car keys while taking Communion. Don't do that.
2. If you can, no stamps, inked in phone numbers or generally dirty hands. Clean your hands to take Our Lord. I know those nightclub stamps are hard to wash off, but do it.
3. Don't snatch the host or pinch it out of the fingers of the priest (or minister). Allow it to be given.
4. When you take the host, don't rub it on your shirt or "adjust it" to put in your mouth. If you can't get it right when it's given, just take on the tongue.
The older I get, the more I understand about Communion on the tongue and like it. However, I also have no problem with taking on the hand and, when I do find the chance to be in another parish, I generally take Communion that way if I take at all. It's the "norm" and I'm all about the "norm" these days.
Age does that to a man. That and rebelling takes so much energy.
Prayers requested...
Posted by
Brad Noel
We're very sad to report that an Ole Miss student and her parents were killed yesterday in a private plane crash.
Please pray for the repose of the souls of Caroline Bartley and her parents.
Our hearts go out to the family members and friends they've left behind and to all those whose lives have been impacted by this tragic loss.
De Profundis (Psalm 130)
Out of the depths I cry to You, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.
Let Your ears be attentive to my voice in supplication.
If You, O Lord, mark iniquities, Lord, who can stand?
But with You is forgiveness, that You may be revered.
I trust in the Lord; my soul trusts in His word.
My soul waits for the Lord more than sentinels wait for the dawn.
More than sentinels wait for the dawn, let Israel wait for the Lord,
For with the Lord is kindness and with Him is plenteous redemption;
And He will redeem Israel from all their iniquities.
V: Eternal rest give unto them, O Lord,
R: And let perpetual light shine upon them.
Let us pray.
O God, the Creator and Redeemer of all the faithful, grant to the souls of Thy servants departed the remission of all their sins, that through our pious supplication they may obtain that pardon which they have always desired; who lives and reigns for ever and ever. Amen.
Please pray for the repose of the souls of Caroline Bartley and her parents.
Our hearts go out to the family members and friends they've left behind and to all those whose lives have been impacted by this tragic loss.
De Profundis (Psalm 130)
Out of the depths I cry to You, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.
Let Your ears be attentive to my voice in supplication.
If You, O Lord, mark iniquities, Lord, who can stand?
But with You is forgiveness, that You may be revered.
I trust in the Lord; my soul trusts in His word.
My soul waits for the Lord more than sentinels wait for the dawn.
More than sentinels wait for the dawn, let Israel wait for the Lord,
For with the Lord is kindness and with Him is plenteous redemption;
And He will redeem Israel from all their iniquities.
V: Eternal rest give unto them, O Lord,
R: And let perpetual light shine upon them.
Let us pray.
O God, the Creator and Redeemer of all the faithful, grant to the souls of Thy servants departed the remission of all their sins, that through our pious supplication they may obtain that pardon which they have always desired; who lives and reigns for ever and ever. Amen.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Heavy Metal Can Work For You, pt. 204
Posted by
Fr Joe
During my time at St. Joseph High in Greenville, I am sure that at least once I pondered the words of Alice Cooper and wished them to come true:
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
Well, almost 30 years since I graduated, it happened.
For those who don't know, this isn't the actual place where St. Joe is holding classes. The school was abandoned several years ago when Bishop Latino dedicated the "new" school.
But if you kids at St. Joe keep singing that song, who knows what will happen in 30 years? HEAVY METAL CAN WORK FOR YOU!
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces
Well, almost 30 years since I graduated, it happened.
For those who don't know, this isn't the actual place where St. Joe is holding classes. The school was abandoned several years ago when Bishop Latino dedicated the "new" school.
But if you kids at St. Joe keep singing that song, who knows what will happen in 30 years? HEAVY METAL CAN WORK FOR YOU!
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Zoe of Rome
Posted by
Fr Joe
Today is the Memorial of St. Zoe of Rome. I won't go into retelling the tale because it is well told here.
But, as far as bizarre holy cards that I wish we had more of?
FEAST YOUR EYES!
But, as far as bizarre holy cards that I wish we had more of?
FEAST YOUR EYES!
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
God bless America
Posted by
Brad Noel
And now, for your pleasure on this Independence Day, one of the best renditions of the Star Spangled Banner.
Ever.
Because this is the internet and we can. Enjoy.
Ever.
Because this is the internet and we can. Enjoy.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Andy Griffith RIP
Posted by
Fr Joe
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| Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor |
In recent times, the horse-sense Andy Taylor has become somewhat of a cult figure. Almost literally. I was visiting our local Methodist church and saw this on a table:
I flipped through it briefly and realized that it was one of those homespun attempts to equate Christianity with "simple times" back when deputies didn't carry bullets, a kiss on the jaw meant a marriage commitment and loyalty to one's butcher was important. A website describing a course based on the book reads:
Joey Fann and Brad Grasham developed a Bible class, "Finding the Way Back to Mayberry," using 12 episodes from The Andy Griffith Show as parables; referring to Matthew 13:34 as the key to the lesson series' purpose and success: "All this Jesus said to the crowds in parables; indeed he said nothing to them without a parable." The first class debuted in June of 1998 at the Twickenham Church of Christ in Huntsville, Alabama and was facilitated by Fann and Grasham.(1)
You can ever get a course in Christianity called "The Gospel According to Andy Griffith".
The Milford church is in the midst of its seven-week sermon series, “Everything I Needed to Know I Learned from Andy Griffith.” It's a long way from shiny black-patent shoes and polite piano riffs of traditional Christian services. And that's what the Rev. Brown intends.“I grew up with Andy Griffith, and I liked it when I was a kid,” said Bev Holden, 46, of Goshen. “Now that I'm an adult, I still like it. You can watch Andy, Barney and Aunt Bee sit there on the front porch and think, "Oh, I wish I could live in Mayberry because life is simple.'
And then from the Ridgecrest Christian Conference center, there's this:
The program advertisement states:
Sadly, we can’t live in a fictional town. But we sophisticated residents of 2012 can learn a thing or two from our 1960’s-black-and-white-sitcom friends. Because when we fast-forward 52 years, we see that human nature hasn’t changed. We still deal with some of the same daily challenges. We still struggle with personal shortcomings. We still have imperfect relationships. We still want our faith to be stronger.
For three days, we’ll take you back to Mayberry. Yes, we’ll laugh and sing and enjoy sweet fellowship. But the genius of The Andy Griffith Show is that the essential life lessons it offers us are amazingly tied to God’s Word. Come discover practical biblical truths that can help us better become the people God wants us to be.
Yes, we'll laugh and sing and enjoy sweet fellowship. While singing and fellowship and laughter may be of value to Protestants, that's foreign to Catholics. As a matter of fact, I'm not too sure if there was a Catholic Church in Mayberry. Or a black congregation. Or a synagogue. Or a mosque.
Although the Gospel may be told by "our 1960's-black-and-white-sitcom friends", there's more white than black in Mayberry.
The Mayberry Chrisitianity is also a "sold-out" production in some Protestant churches. A play based on one episode of "The Andy Griffith Show" travels the country around Christmas in order to teach, wait for it, "the real meaning of Christmas".
Reality check. Mayberry never existed. It was a fiction. And during that time, America wasn't really that ok. People may have kept their doors open at night but lots of black folks hung on trees as well.
From a religious standpoint, there is that Protestant aspect of being blessed enough to help others that is seen in Mayberry. However, there is also a sense that "blessed" means white, over 21 and free.
I don't mean to speak ill of the dead, but Mayberry and Andy Taylor were fictions. In reality, Griffith was not Andy Taylor by any expanse of the imagination. As I type this, a talk radio host known for being conservative is lauding the values of Griffith as a "real American". Because he's thinking this:
But he may not remember this advertisement where Griffith supported the less-than-conservative Obamacare bill:
Far from simple Andy Taylor, Andy Griffith was his own man. Like all of us, he was complex and contrary. He was married three times, divorced twice. Far from perfect, he was very human. In other words, he lived in living color and not in black-and-white.
RIP.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Screaming for Dollars
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/02/the-scream-auction-edvard-munch_n_1472529.html
Sometimes, old wags will say, "If the Church needs money so bad, why don't they go and sell off some of that art?"
Usually, I would argue with this statement and tell them that the art in the Vatican and elsewhere is priceless and some of it specific to worship. Also, the local church doesn't have the high art the Vatican does or at least some of the high-dollar classics.
But then I saw this picture and...wow...maybe the bill for the Bishop's renovation of the Cathedral can be paid for after all!
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20-something Catholic girl marries 40-something former Catholic-turned-Scientology megazillionaire superstar and spends five years living in a fishbowl, dangerously close to something widely perceived as a cult. This young woman finally decides "Enough" and wants out. Among other things, she wants to go back to the faith she knew.
She finds a parish in New York City that is welcoming, affirming, consoling -- and that gives her what she needs right now. She doesn't have to feel like the opening act of a freak show anymore. She can regain some sense of sanity and, maybe, joy. She can have her daughter baptized and teach her to pray and maybe even take her to Sunday school. She can volunteer for its soup kitchen or sing in the choir. She can rediscover what it means to be 'catholic' and 'Catholic.'
Most importantly, the former Mrs. Cruise will be able to avail herself of the sacraments, reconnect with her faith and gain the sustenance and strength and GRACE that can only come from receiving the Eucharist. She can heal. She can begin again. She can make a new start, and do it in the Catholic Church -- maybe not in a parish you might choose, but one where she feels accepted and welcomed and loved. Katie's coming home. And this isn't good enough? Really?
Well said.
And really, I know I get all edgy and uppity when it comes to the manner and mission of some Catholic parishes but they can't be too bad because some bishop lets them continue and moreso, Pope Benedict hasn't SMACKDOWNED them. Peering beyond the veil of Oxford, a good significant number of parishes favor the one Holmes' registered for than not. As the deacon mentioned, it is there that she will bring her child, hopefully, and "go back to the faith she knew".
So, indeed, this is a time of rejoicing.
Up and down on the couch rejoicing.