Thursday, October 27, 2011

Jesus Ween

Caption the pic. I just have too many non-charitable ones to do it myself.
 Jesus Ween. Nevermind that the Evangelicals have taken a perfectly great Christian holiday, shunned it because of some pagan elements, then reclaimed it and renamed it a hoky-in-yer-pagan-face name with the lamest theme ever (Bibles instead of candy? Someone. Gets. Egged.).

Nevermind that.

Jesus Ween is the name. A 3rd grader can make fun of that name is 2 seconds.* It inspires blasphemy, Evangelicals! For shame.




*It took me 1 second.

4 comments:

Helena said...
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M.Gallagher said...

I agree. It is a stupid name and inspires derision. I have thought about five different ways to make fun of it in 30 seconds.

Also, who do you think gets stuck lugging those things around? The parent/chaperon.

I'd rather carry a Watchtower.

opey124 said...

Do they know what the word Halloween even means? They have a great word to work with already.
That is bad. Really, Really bad idea...

Joseph T. Richardson said...

Now, I would have been all about somebody giving me Bibles and Christian books. But I am a rare breed of nerd. I think most kids I know would be like, "What? A book?"

If there's any pagan holiday evangelicals need to be concerned about, it's Easter. It even still has a heathen name. New life; death and rebirth -- what kind of pagan hokum is that?

That is one heckuva jawbreaker those adults are giving that girl.